things i hate while driving

there are times when driving makes my blood boil. i notice there are lots of idiots on the road that sometimes i wish i have a gun in my glovebox. here's a list of things i absolutely despise when i'm driving.

1. motorcycles - i fucking hate bikes. they weave in and out between traffic and it pisses me off when they start honking from far away when u're trying to change lanes. a motorcycle horn is fucking annoying! that pissy little sound. even the sound of me taking a piss is more manly than that. since bikes are so fucking annoying, i try to annoy them too by swerving out to scare the shit out of them when they're weaving around beside my car. then they'll give me a cock stare which i reply with a grin that says 'fuck you'.. ok i don't do that. i just cock stare them back with my cibai face. i wish i can run them over and laugh at their splattered brains afterwards.
   
2. shit slow drivers - sometimes u'll be stuck behind a reallllyyyy slow car. these people are so slow u start to wonder whether they're retarded. u drive really close to them in the hope that they'll get the message but noooo... they're just absolutely oblivious to the fact that a whole row of cars are just behind them waiting to car-sodomise them. it's ok if they're on the slow lane but this ALWAYS have to happen in the outermost lane or when it's a single lane and u have nowhere to overtake.
3. shit fast drivers - the opposite of shit slow drivers, they drive as though they're behind a fucking F-22 cockpit when they're actually driving a proton with exhaust pipes so big u can fit their grandmas in. these drivers continuously switch on their lights on the fast lane and flash at everyone in front of them but moments later i see them right beside me waiting at the same goddamn traffic light at which point i'm always tempted to get out of my car and laugh while pointing at them.
4. drivers who can't exit junctions - these are drivers that have to wait until the road is ABSOLUTELY clear before they turn out. nevermind the fact that other cars are 10km away. they seem to think that if they turn out from the junction, the cars which are 10km away will sudenly engage hyperspeed and carfuck them in split seconds. and then there are idiots who have to exit directly to the outermost lane when the inner lanes are clear. so they have to wait until all the lanes are cleared before they can make a move by which time i would have finished wanking in my car AND cleaned up the mess.
   
5. KANCILS - this has nothing to do with driving on the road. imagine this, u're in mid valley's parking lot trying to look for a space. u spot an empty space not far from you and u drive towards it only to see a KANCIL inside!!! wtf! arghh!!! (no offense diane..hehehe).
   

i admit i'm not a perfect driver especially when i'm having a bad day and i can be an asshole while on the road. but i can't be that retarded right? right?